Elaine Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 MERGER NAMES Just wanted to share some insider merger information -- have this from very reliable sources -- may want to keep an eye out on the following merger opportunities...... Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace. Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker. 3M and Goodyear merge to become MMM-Good. John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da. Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home. Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become Mine All Mine. Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP. Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become Fairwell Honeychild. Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stand4hope Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 No groaning here - I'm really laughing (and no, Frank, I'm not blonde.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 These are good but that is OK Elaine. The month is still early yet. we will bounce back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Yes that was good.But even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while.LOL ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 FRANK, stop looking for nuts (heheheh) and post some jokes! Ya'll are pathetically far behind...sad to whip ya so bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Elaine, thats about 1000 points for the ladies....way to go... Frank....have you got anything close to that one? Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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