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Just wanted to share some insider merger information -- have this from very

reliable sources -- may want to keep an eye out on the following merger


Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and

W.R. Grace Company merge to become Hale Mary Fuller Grace.

Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers

merge to become Polly-Warner-Cracker.

3M and Goodyear merge to become MMM-Good.

John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become Deere Abi.

Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota

Mining merge to become Zip Audi Do Da.

Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become Honey I'm Home.

Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to

become Mine All Mine.

Federal Express and UPS merge to become FED UP.

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing

reproductive organs.

Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge

and become Fairwell Honeychild.

Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants will merge and become Poupon Pants.

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