dede Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 A University of Michigan raccoon and an Ohio State raccoon were caught in traps on a riverbank. The Michigan raccoon gnawed off a leg and was soon free to go off to find a meal. He came back a couple of hours later and saw the Ohio raccoon still struggling to free himself from the trap. "Just chew off a leg and you'll be free in a few minutes", the Michigan raccoon advised the Ohio raccoon before leaving. Two hours later the Michigan raccoon returned again and saw the Ohio raccoon still caught in the trap. "I told you, buck up and chew off a leg, then you'll be free." said the Michigan raccoon before departing. The next morning the Michigan raccoon returned to the riverbank and the Ohio raccoon was still caught in the trap. "Why didn't you chew off your leg like I told you? the Michigan raccoon asked. The Ohio raccoon replied, "I already done chewed off three of them and I'm still caught in this mess." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Must be Ohio 'coons I be seein' on the road edge... "Coon Balloon" as we fondly call them when they puff up in the sun ...-sure beats a stink kitty or smear of deer, but flat cats don't come with odor....same with a squirrel hurl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 Good DE DE.Your brother is probably up there saying Who's side is she on anyway.HA HA. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Good one Dede...are you sure they weren't Alabama and Auburn coons? Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa O Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 Awesome!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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