Frank Lamb Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 11, 2004 Share Posted September 11, 2004 Where's the joke, FRANK? I heard the same thing his wife did..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 12, 2004 Share Posted September 12, 2004 HEHE! I'm with Becky...is there a joke there? Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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