Mr Ry Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learnes "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, ''Mommy, I learned new words today.'' She says, "Great, honey what did you learn?" He says, ''Takeoffzebrababy!'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Mal! Tres mal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 You expect points? Takeoffzejockstrapjohnny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Oh GOOD! I can post a bad joke for points for the women following THIS groaner! A man finally talks his girlfriend into going home with him and "hooking up". As they're undressing, she notices his toes are all curled up and disfigured. He notices her looking at his feet and explains he had Tolio as a kid. She asks, "Don't you mean 'polio'?" "Nope," he replies, "Tolio affects the toes only." Then she notices his gnarled knees. He explains Neasels during childhood as the cause. "Are you sure that wasn't 'Measels'?" she asks. "Nope," he replies, "Neasels affect the knees." He then removes his briefs to which she exclaims, "Let me guess, small cox?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Becky, Sorry, but we actually deserve points for that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 13, 2004 Share Posted September 13, 2004 Oh brother,this is going to be a long month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 14, 2004 Share Posted September 14, 2004 As usual, Becky stomped you guys into the mud. Becky, you better save some for october...we have sept all locked up. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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