Fay A. Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Cuppa Coffee An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her doctor to ask his help in reviving her husband's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor. "Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin" "Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee." "He won't even taste it." "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went." A week later she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to progress.The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas horrid. Just terrible, Doctor." "Really? What happened?", asked the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you!" "Why so terrible?", asked the doctor." Do you mean you didn't enjoy it?" "Of course I did doctor! Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years. But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 I guess we will have to give points to the women on this one. She did get what she wanted. Although we should get a couple. They should have had coffee at Burger King. "You can have it your way at Burger King." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Ha Ha.Which one was the chicken and which one was the egg??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fay A. Posted September 15, 2004 Author Share Posted September 15, 2004 You guys can be the Chickens....I hear they flame broil them at Burger King. Not my idea of a good time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 15, 2004 Share Posted September 15, 2004 Well now we know where the fellas hang out in the morning!! Waiting to get it their way! It would be a fast food joint, lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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