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Fay A.

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Cuppa Coffee

An Irish woman "of a certain age", visited her doctor to ask his help in

reviving her husband's sex drive.

"What about trying Viagra?", asks the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even take an aspirin"

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Drop it into his coffee." "He won't

even taste it." "Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how



A week later she rang up the doctor, who directly inquired as to

progress.The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! 'Twas

horrid. Just

terrible, Doctor."

"Really? What happened?", asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee, didn't I? The

effect was almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a

twinkle in

his eye, and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm,


sent the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took


then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the tabletop!


was a nightmare, I tell you!"

"Why so terrible?", asked the doctor." Do you mean you didn't enjoy it?"

"Of course I did doctor! Indeed, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years.

But I'll never be able to show me face in Starbucks again!"

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