Frank Lamb Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 3 blonde women are lost in a forest when they saw a large river in the way of the direction they were headed. They sit by it for a moment, thinking of ways to get across. One blonde says to herself, "I wish I were smart enough to get across this river." In heaven, God hears her prayer and helps her by turning her into a redhead, and she swims across. The next one thinks to herself, "I wish I were smarter than the first one." God also hears this, and he desides to help her too, and turns her into a brunette, and she builds a canoe and paddles across. The last one thinks to herself, "I wish i were even smarter than the second one." God hears her thoughts and turns her into a man, and she gets up and crosses the bridge to the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Just thought I'd kick this up for some of my blonde buddies to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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