Frank Lamb Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Two blondes living in Kansas were sitting on a bench one evening, looking at the moon and talking. One blonde says to the other, "What do you think is farther away........ Florida or the moon"? The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooooooooooooo, can you see Florida from here?"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Elaine is sooooooo gonna hurt you for this one FRANK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Oh, goody, there's going to be BLOOD....she just needs to see this... ELAINE, CHECK OUT JUST FOR LAUGHS! (I hope she heard that...) Let me pull my keyboard right up close...yet far enough to avoid the splatter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 SIC HIM, ELAINE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 20, 2004 Author Share Posted September 20, 2004 Elaine, Please dont be mad at me.I gotta do something for points.Especially with the barrage of jokes you guys are coming up with.Becky has probably found her jokes archives.I have about run out of jokes except for the blonde ones.( Iwas trying to spare you them but ???) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 Too late, Frank, LOL. Anyways, I have been on the Mapquest site all day--not to find the distance between here and Florida and here and the moon, but to find the distance between here and Pittsburg! I'm coming after you! You can run butcha can't hide! PS. I am running low on jokes myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ry Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Elaine, pick me up on the way. I'll drive down to Ohio and make it easy for you...I wouldn't miss this for the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 ROCHELLE! Be ready, I'll pick you up on my way through! Be outside with your coat on, I ain't slowin' down much (except for that dead end with the train track thing, I'll have to slow down to turn around, it AIN'T the Duke boys in the Gen'r'l).. Oh boy, oh boy, a good ol' fashion running out of town on a rail and tar/feather party! I'm sellin' tickets, you can make $$ on the hall passes... PROFIT MARGIN! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 I can't wait,I'll be soooo glad to see what Elaine looks like that I'll even help you guys TP my own house.But be careful I have lots of secret weapons here,(attack snakes,attack mosquitos,& attack lots of other things).My place is very easy to find,but since there are some blondes involved if you get lost pm me for directions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 FRANK, I may be a blonde but I'm smart enough to NOT ask a man for directions! Geesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elaine Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Frank-- Attack snakes and mosquitoes We know one thing you got that aint gonna attack me! ( Sorry all, he made this one too easy for me to resist!) love ya Frank! elaine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 I'm coming too! Gotta load up those feathers first though! TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luvmydog2 Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 When you find out what she looks like Frank, let me know cuz she won't post a pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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