Elaine Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up. About 15 minutes later, he spots a Mobil station and pulls over to the high octane pump. "What can I do for ya'll?" asks the Frank, the attendant. "Fill `er up with high test," replies the driver. While the Frank is filling up the tank, he's looking the car up and down. "What kinda car is this?" he asks. "I never seen one like it before." "Well," responds the driver, his chest swelling up with pride, "this, my boy is a 1999 Cadillac DeVille." "What all's it got in it?" asks Frank. "Well," says the driver, "it has everything. It's loaded with power steering, power seats, power sun roof, power mirrors, AM/FM radio with a 10 deck CD player in the trunk with 100 watts per channel, 8 speaker stereo, rack and pinion steering, disk brakes all around, leather interior, digital instrument package, and best of all, a 8.8 liter V12 engine." "Wow," says Frank, "that's really something!" "How much do I owe you for the gasoline?" asks the driver. "That'll be $30.17," . The driver pulls out his money clip and peels off a $20 and a $10. He goes into his other pocket and pulls out a handful of change. Mixed up with the change are a few golf tees. "What are those little wooden things?" asks Frank. "That's what I put my balls on when I drive," says the driver. "Wow," says Frank, "those Cadillac people think of everything!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nushka Posted September 20, 2004 Share Posted September 20, 2004 I think you got him Elaine...love it. Nina Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Obviously an old joke -- gas station attendant? I don't think so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Hey Don! Believe it or not, there is ONE gas station within ten miles of me that is actually full service (checkin' your dipstick and tire pressure included!). I can't handle using it (unless it's really REALLY cold outside) because it seems so odd to be sitting in a gas station with my hood open and no steam rolling out of the radiator... GOOD ONE, Elaine! I think we're up to December 2010! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Damm I am out of here, I am going to get me a Cadillac, and a cowboy hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Good one Elaine,I liked that one.I'm like Don tho I haven't seen a full service station around here for years.( there's some that charge full service but only pump,don't check anything). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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