Elaine Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Frank Pretends he's a Fireman A fireman came from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks." "From now on," he said, "we're going to run this house the same way." "When I say Bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say Bell 3, we're going to make love all night." The next night the fireman came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1!" and his wife took off her clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell 3," and they began to make love. After two minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4!" "What the hell is Bell 4?" the husband asks. "Roll out more hose," she replied, "you're nowhere near the fire!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeeTaa Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Elaine, you're pulling out the big guns now, aren't you?!?! I'm almost beginning to feel sorry for Frank. But only ALMOST. TeeTaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 LOL - THAT was funny! Obviously, the fireman didn't leave his hat on (or needed to move the button for his red suspenders!) Still grinnin'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Geeezzzz !!! Another good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Debi Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Elaine, I just want to know how you found all these jokes with Frank in the title!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Lamb Posted September 22, 2004 Share Posted September 22, 2004 Debi she is an editor or something like that.BUT I"LL GET EVEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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