cindi o'h Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Are you tired of all thos sissy "Frienship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a seires of promises tht really speaks to TRUE frienship: 1) When you are SAD---I will help get you drunk and plot revenge on the sorry b*stard who made you sad. 2) When you are BLUE---I will try to dislodge whatever it is that is choking you. 3) When you SMILE---I will know you finally got laid. 4) When you are SCARED--- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5) When you are WORRIED---I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining! 6)When you are CONFUSED---I will use little words. 7) When you are SICK---stay the hell away from me until you are well again! I don't want whatever you have. When you FALL---I will point and laugh at your clumsy a**. This is my oath: I pledge it till the end. Why? You may ask. Because YOU are my FRIEND! Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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