two friends - pg-13

[kimblanchard]

Two co-workers were talking at a bar, one of whom had success with the girls and the other who didn't. "What is your secret?" the loser asked his pal. "Simple," he replied, "Put a potato in your pants."

So the next week, they met up at the bar again, and the loser said that things had only gotten worse since he put the potato in his pants, that now the women were actually running away from him.

"You idiot," said his friend. "Put it in the front."

Curtis

[cindi o'h]

good one