Elaine Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 * By the end of the party, he's got every damn kid doing the "pull my finger" trick. * Clown car must be started with breathalyzer device. * Props for his "disappearing" trick: a moving van and your wide-screen TV. * Scares the holy hell outta the kids during the "Severed Limb" trick. * Tells the kids he killed Barney in a blood match in Newark. * Didn't bring any balloons, but manages to twist your dachshund into other animal shapes. * Prefaces each trick with, "here's a little number I learned in the joint." * Wears a T-Shirt that says, "Drug-free since March!" * More interested in squirting seltzer into his Scotch than into his pants. * A sad clown is one thing -- a clown who spends the entire party with a gun to his temple is another thing entirely. * Only balloon animals he can make are a snake and a "snake on acid." * Price list includes "lap dance" and "around the world. * All the balloon animals are ribbed and lubricated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cindi o'h Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 ***hides some black and red checkers in his pants pocket and tells the kids to reach in there and find them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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