Elaine Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 DEFINITIONS FOR ADULTS BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. YAWN: Also, the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but do not read. WORRY: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their mistakes. ATOM BOMB: An invention to end all inventions. PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. OPTIMIST: A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river. PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY . CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. RUMOR: News that travels at the speed of sound. DICTIONARY: The only place where divorce comes before marriage. ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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