English Subtitles in Chines Films

[Elaine]

Here's a list of actual English subtitled lines used in films made in Hong Kong

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.

3. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

4. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

5. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

6. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

7. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

8. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

9. Beat him out of recognizable shape!

10. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

11. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

12. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

13. The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?

14. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

15. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat.

16. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.

17. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some *ss of the giant lizard person.