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A man and his wife were getting ready to go out to dinner.

As his wife was standing in front of the mirror holding up dresses, the man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of

Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day!

He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,

the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park.

Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald's where her loving husband ordered

her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie to see the latest blockbuster, a hot-dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,

"Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and an expression of realization suddenly came over

her face. "For crying out loud, I didn't mean my age you moron, I meant my dress size!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he still gets it wrong.

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