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  1. Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

    A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS HOUSE!

    I'm sorry.... What was the question?

    :lol: Pamela

  2. Beth,

    I hope you are feeling better. Ignore LCFamily's response. If he/she had

    bothered looking at your prior post they would know that constipation

    is not your problem. Take care and if you don't get any better go to

    the ER.

    Pamela

  3. I called Angie yesterday. Her Dad is doing ok just still real tired. She finally got her computer back

    up yesterday but got a call that her Uncle died that morning so she was on her way to the

    funeral home when I talked to her. She said he had a pulmonary bleed and died suddenly.

    Said to tell you all hello and that she will be back on a soon as she can.

    Pamela

  4. I just called Angie. Her Dad is doing ok just still real tired. She finally

    got her computer back up today but got a call that her Uncle died this

    morning so she was on her way to the funeral home when I talked to

    her. She said he had a pulmonary bleed and died suddenly.

    Said to tell you all hello and that she will be back on a soon as she can.

    Pamela

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