Don Wood Posted November 7, 2004 Share Posted November 7, 2004 1. A sandwich goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve food in here." 2. The Seven Dwarfs go into a bar, and the bartender says, "No drinks for miners." 3. A horse goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" 4. An exterminator goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "Name your poison." 5. A set of jumper cables goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "Don't start anything." 6. A highway goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "How about one for the road?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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