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What's the best way to stuff a turkey?

Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?


Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?

Because they couldn't get the moose in the oven!

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

"Quack! Quack! Quack!"

What did the Pilgrim vampire celebrate?


Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken's day off.

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?

Their AGE

Why can't you take a turkey to church?

Because they use such FOWL language

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Yes - a building can't jump at all

What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving

How can you make a turkey float?

You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

Because he had the drumsticks

Why did the police arrest the turkey?

They suspected it of fowl play

What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The turKEY

What did the turkey say before it was roasted?

Boy! I'm stuffed!

Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?

To keep his wigwam

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?

He had an arrow escape

How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?

It hugged the shore


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