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A very large woman and her husband were shopping for a new car. The husband

wanted a big sturdy truck and the woman wanted a super fast sports car.

They looked and looked but never came to an agreement. The woman's birthday

was to be in a few days, so she gave her husband an ultimatium. She said

"for my birthday you had better get me something that will go from zero to

200 just like that" and snaps her fingers. The husband thought a moment and

responded, "ok, I can handle that". So for her birthday her husband bought

her....a bathroom scale....Needless to say he has not been heard from


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