pritchie Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 A very large woman and her husband were shopping for a new car. The husband wanted a big sturdy truck and the woman wanted a super fast sports car. They looked and looked but never came to an agreement. The woman's birthday was to be in a few days, so she gave her husband an ultimatium. She said "for my birthday you had better get me something that will go from zero to 200 just like that" and snaps her fingers. The husband thought a moment and responded, "ok, I can handle that". So for her birthday her husband bought her....a bathroom scale....Needless to say he has not been heard from since.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tnmynatt Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 Very funny! Not smart on his part though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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