Larry Posted October 6, 2005 Share Posted October 6, 2005 BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED; FOR IT IS THEY WHO LET IN THE LIGHT Let's see if I understand how the world works lately... ------------------------------------ If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work, give it to his wife to put in Wendy's chili... he blames the restaurant. ------------------------------------ If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company. ------------------------------------ If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. ------------------------------------ If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. ------------------------------------ If your friend is shot by a deranged madwoman, you blame the gun manufacturer. ------------------------------------ I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore. So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates...okay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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