kim Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Someday we could be there! > >> > >> Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after > >> dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and > >> ponder his accomplishments and long life. > >> > >> One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to > >> chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. > >> > >> After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and > >> asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?" > >> > >> She asks, "What?" > >> > >> "sex!!" he replies. > >> > >> Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you couldn't get it up if I held a > >> gun to your head!" > >> > >> "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold > >> it for a while." > >> > >> "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his > >> manhood and proceeds to hold it. > >> > >> Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where > >> they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood. > >> > >> Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. > >> Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K. She > >> walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the > >> pool with another female resident, Ethel, who was holding Harold's > >> manhood! > >> > >> Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have > >> that I don't have?" > >> > >> Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's." > >> > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jyoung20 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Too funny!! GOD BLESS!! Jamie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted November 3, 2005 Share Posted November 3, 2005 Well at least Harold had a couple of strokes before the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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