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GREENSBURG -- He says she was so stuck on him that she stuck him together.

For that, a Pittsburgh man's ex-girlfriend should pay him more than $30,000 in damages, his attorney said.

That's the case Kenneth Slaby's attorney presented to a Westmoreland County jury on Wednesday, the first day of Slaby's civil suit against Gail O'Toole of Murrysville.

Slaby's lawsuit says that after dating for 10 months in 1999 they broke up and Slaby began dating another woman.

When that relationship ended, O'Toole invited Slaby over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had Super Glued his genitals to his abdomen, glued his behind together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act, Slaby wasn't permanently damaged, and "This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom."