Amy P Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here try these on.' So she did and said, 'These are too big. I can't wear them.' So I replied 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." Jack thinks that might be good advice. So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these on." She does and says, "These are too large; they don't fit me." So Jack says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Jill takes off her pants, hands them to Jack, and says, "Here, you try on mine". He does and says, "I can't get into your pants." Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*ss attitude, you never will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Good one Amy! Thanks for the laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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