Ann Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 TOP 10 SIGNS YOUR FAVORITE TEAM IS IN FOR ANOTHER LOSING SEASON 10. The team has lowered ticket prices for the fifth year in a row. 9. The franchise's biggest corporate sponsor is Girl Scout Troop #122. 8. The team bus is a 1996 Chevy minivan. 7. The manager is spotted in the dugout during a game reading the "Help Wanted" ads. 6. The umpires decide to give your guys four strikes per at-bat. 5. The players' favorite song is "Take Me Out OF the Ballgame." 4. Vegas bookies refuse to give odds on the team going to the World Series on the basis that if anyone won, it would bankrupt the planet. 3. The concession stands sell crow. 2. The highest paid player on the team is a multithousandaire. AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOUR FAVORITE TEAM IS IN FOR ANOTHER LOSING SEASON? 1. Your local paper puts game coverage in the obituary section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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