Ann Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Man of the House A guy had just finished reading his book, "Man Of The House," while making his commute home from work. When he reached home, he stormed into the house and walked directly up to his wife, pointing his finger in her face, he said,"From now on I want you to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You are to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" "The Funeral Director is my guess," said his wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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