Ann Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 SNORING ..... Four retired deputy sheriffs went to a retreat in the mountains. To save money, they decided to sleep two to a room. No one wanted to room with Dominic because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first deputy slept with Dominic and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Dominic snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different deputy's turn. In the morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Dominic sure snores...even shakes the roof. I watched him all night." The third night was Bob's turn. Bob was a big burly guy; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning." They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, how did you get a good night's sleep?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Dominic into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and watched me all night long." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindseysmom Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Ann, That was cute. Best Wishes, Dee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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