myrnalu Posted May 4, 2006 Share Posted May 4, 2006 a man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. then one day this beautiful girl swam up to him. How long has it been since you had a drink of whiskey she asked?10yrs, she reaches into her wet suit and brings out a bottle,and how long since you had a nice meal?10 yrs,She reaches in again and brings out a great meal fit for a king.After he eats and has some whiskey she asks how long since you played around?10yrs again was his answer,she starts to unzip her wet suit and he says,dont tell me you got a set of golf clubs in there too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted May 5, 2006 Share Posted May 5, 2006 He was definitely not up to par! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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