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Seven kinds of sex


lilyjohn

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Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

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>The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf sex.. This kind of sex happens

>when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in

the face.

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>The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen sex. This is when you have been

>with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have

>sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

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>The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom sex. This is when you have been

>with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you

>usually have sex only in your bedroom.

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>The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway sex. This is when you have been

>with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway

>you both say "screw you."

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>The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious sex, which means you get Nun

>in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

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>The 6th kind is called Courtroom sex. This is when you cannot stand

>your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of

>everyone.

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>The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security sex. You get a little

each month. But not enough to live on.

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