THE BIKE !!

[Larry]

THE BIKE

**A Catholic Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was

leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the

natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was

how

to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. ***

**He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." **

**The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." ***

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**The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and

he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." *

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**The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he

hears a rustling in the bushes.

As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of

heavy sexual activity. *

*The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Man riding a

bike." *

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**The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and

kills

them. *

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**The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent

years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so

how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied, "My bike."*