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Driving to Fast" - A ADULT ONLY JOKE :::


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A man and woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the

worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen

her naked.

One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving


"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles

per hour over the speed limit you drive, I'll remove one piece of clothing."

He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so

she took off her blouse. At 60, off came the pants. At 65, it was her bra and at

70, her panties.

Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had

before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the

road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he

was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas, he was stuck.

"Go to the road and get help," he said.

"I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.

The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put

this between your legs to cover up," he told her.

So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver.

Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.

"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"

The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if

he's in that far, I'm afraid he's a goner!"

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