Larry Posted October 15, 2006 Share Posted October 15, 2006 ] A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He was playing with >his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, >"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?" > >Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and >watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make >me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the >TV as my boyfriend." > >Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started >adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she >finally >started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem. > >The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and >there >stood a man. > >The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?" > >The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her >boyfriend." > >Grandma's minister fainted. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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