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A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. He was playing


>his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and


>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"


>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my

bedroom and

>watch it all day long. The TV evangelists keep me company and make

>me feel so good. The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the

>TV as my boyfriend."


>Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started

>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,



>started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.


>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the

door, and


>stood a man.


>The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"


>The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom bangin' her



>Grandma's minister fainted.


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