Pool Party !!

[Larry]

Pool Party !!

A filthy rich South Texas man decided that he wanted to throw a

party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited

Leroy,the only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party

around the pool in the backyard of his

mansion. Leroy was having a

good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ and

flirting with all the women.

At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating

gator in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has

the nerve to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud

splash

and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! Leroy was

fighting the gator and kicking its butt! Leroy was jabbing the gator

in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke

holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping the gator through

the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. The water was churning

and splashing everywhere. Both Leroy and the gator were screaming

and raising hell. Finally Leroy strangled the gator and let it float

to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out

of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million

dollars."

"No, that's

okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the

bet. How about half a million bucks then?"

"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was

amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"

Again Leroy said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"

Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbich who pushed me in the

pool.