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One for the ladies


>One day my housework-challenged husband decided to

>wash his Sweat- shirt. Seconds after he stepped into

>the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I

>use on the washing machine?"

>"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your


>He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ."

>And they say blondes are dumb...



>A couple is lying in bed. The man says,

>"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the


>The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."



>"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says

>as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you

>think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn

>like this?"

>"Probably that I married you for your money," she




>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,

>sensitive man?

>A: A rumor



>A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were

>celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary. On their

>special day a good fairy came to them and said that

>because they had been so good that each one of them

>could have one wish.

>The wife wished for a trip around the world with her


>Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in

>her hands.

>The man wished for a female companion 30 years


>Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!

>Gotta love that fairy!



>Dear Lord,

>I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to

>forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because,

>Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.




>Q: Why do little boys whine?

>A: They are practicing to be men.



>Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?

>A: Trustworthy.



>Q: What does it mean when a man is in bed gasping

>for breath and calling your name?

>A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.



>Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the


>A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.




>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your


>A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"


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