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This is so fun!!

Curtain Rods! ..... Priceless!!!!!!

She spent the first day packing her personal belongings into

boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.

On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their

beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background

music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of


When she had finished, she went into each and every room and

deposited a few half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the

hollow of the curtain rods.

She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss

for the first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They

tried everything; cleaning and mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were cleaned

steam .

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during

which they had to move out for a few days.

In the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.

Nothing worked,

People stopped coming over to visit,

Repairmen refused to work in the house. .. The maid quit

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to


A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they

could not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually, even the local Realtors refused to

return their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to

purchase a new place.

The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going

She told him she missed her old home terribly, and would be

willing to reduce her divorce settlement in exchange for getting the

house back.

Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed

on a price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth... but

only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and

within the hour, his lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as

they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new

home... including the curtain rods.


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