Larry Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true theys suin them cigarette companies fer causin people to git cancer ?" "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer. "And now someone is suin them fast food restaurants Fer makin 'em fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?" "Sure is, Bubba." "And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gittin that hot coffee that she ordered?" "Yep." "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn't read?" "That's right," said the lawyer." "But why are you asking?" "Well, I was thinkin . ... what I want to know is, kin I sue Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 Good one, Larry. Of course, that could go both ways. I'm sure there are a lot of women that would like to get in on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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