Ann Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a few minutes, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediatly falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things." 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl 3. I'm a six foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional wrestler. 5. The lady to your right is a professional weight lifter. Now. think about it seriously, Mister, Do you still want to tell that blonde joke? The blind man thinks about it for a second, shakes his head, and mutters No.......Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 And when is the funeral? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larry Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Loved it Loved it....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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