Blind Man in a Biker Bar

[Ann]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a few minutes, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediatly falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says,

"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things."

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl

3. I'm a six foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional wrestler.

5. The lady to your right is a professional weight lifter.

Now. think about it seriously, Mister, Do you still want to tell that blonde joke?

The blind man thinks about it for a second, shakes his head, and mutters

No.......Not if I'm going to have to explain it five times.

[Don Wood]

And when is the funeral?

[Larry]

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