Ann Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Bali, no more summers in Tuscany , no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim? " asked the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband."Ours is much prettier," she replies. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don Wood Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 This is definitely fiction, because in a divorce the wife would get all that stuff anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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