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The Broken Mower !!!


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The Broken Mower

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me

That I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to

Take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something

More important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived

Home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with

A tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and

Then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again

I handed her a toothbrush.

I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the


The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

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