Ann Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine and some NRA magazines. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. ....Gino Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Larry Posted July 14, 2007 Share Posted July 14, 2007 Now if we can get that also in Spanish it ought to work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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