Larry Posted July 30, 2007 Posted July 30, 2007 (The Colorectal Surgeon's Sing-a-long) ********************************** We praise the colorectal surgeon Misunderstood and much maligned Slaving away in the heart of darkness Working where the sun don't shine Respect the colorectal surgeon It's a calling few would crave Lift up your hands and join us Let's all do the finger wave When it comes to spreading joy There are many techniques Some spread joy to the world And others just spread cheeks Some may think the cardiologist Is their best friend... But the colorectal surgeon knows... He'll get you in the end! Why the colorectal surgeon? It's one of those mysterious things. Is it because in that profession There are always openings? When I first met a colorectal surgeon He did not quite understand; I said, "Hey it's nice to meet you But do you mind? We don't shake hands." He sailed right through medical school Because he was a whiz Oh, but he never thought of psychology Though he read passages A doctor he wanted to be For golf he loved to play... But this is not quite what he meant... By eighteen holes a day! Praise the colorectal surgeon Misunderstood and much maligned Slaving away in the heart of darkness Working where the sun don't shine! Quote
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