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Jesus VS Satan.......


Larry

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>> Jesus

>> and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on

the

>> computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was

tired

>> of

>> hearing all the bickering.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT!

>> I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two

>> hours, and

>> from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

>>

>> ?

>>

>> So Satan and Jesus sat down at the

>> keyboards and typed away.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They moused.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They faxed.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They e-mailed.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They e-mailed with attachments.

>>

>> ?

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>> They downloaded.

>>

>> ?

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>> They did spreadsheets!

>>

>> ?

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>> They wrote reports.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They created labels and cards.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They created charts and graphs.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They did some genealogy reports

>>

>> ?

>>

>> They did every job known to man.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and

>> Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was

up,

>> lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain

poured,

>> and, of

>> course, the power went off.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> Satan stared at his blank screen and

>> screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

>>

>> ?

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>> Jesus just sighed.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> Finally the

>> electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their

computers.

>> Satan

>> started searching frantically, screaming: ?"It's gone! It's all

GONE!

>> I lost everything when the power went out!"

>>

>> ?

>>

>> Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing

>> out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

>>

>> ?

>>

>> Satan observed this and became irate.

>> "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he

>> has all his work and I don't have any?"

>>

>> ?

>>

>> God just shrugged and said,

>>

>> ?

>>

>> JESUS SAVES

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