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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed

the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another

seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man

seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she

complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to

say for himself.

The man replied, "Well, your Honor, it was like this.

When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She

sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I

grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment

will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a

deodorant sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I

could hardly contain myself. But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a

sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this

Accident'... I just lost it."


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