Ann Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 The other day I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 35+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra & bodice, stiletto heels and a mask over just our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went: My engaged friend: The other night my boyfriend came over and found me wearing a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said... "What's for dinner, Batman?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellen in PA Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Hahahahahaha! I love it! Whoops, I'm not Judy -- is that ok? Ellen, married 42 years next month. = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ann Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Yes, Ellen, that's fine!!! The idea for a daily JFJ (joke for Judy) was born when our Judy was a little down over her recent test results and I wanted to make sure she laughed every day. Hopefully, we can all laugh along with Judy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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