lilyjohn Posted January 13, 2004 Share Posted January 13, 2004 > >> >>A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. >>The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob" - where a >>small >>knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten >>up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift. >> >>Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Over the course of the years, >>the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful -- the woman >>remained young looking and vibrant. >> >>After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two >>problems. >> >>"All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've >>had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now >>I've developed two annoying problems: >> >> First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get >>them. >> >> "The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags, those >>are your breasts." >> >>She said, "No point asking about the beard then..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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