Jerrye Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender - "Got any grapes"? The bartender responds - "No!" The next day the duck returns and asks the bartender - "Got any grapes"? The bartender responds - "No!" The third day the duck returns and asks the bartender - "Got any grapes"? The bartender responds - " No and if you ask again, I will nail your feet to the floor!" The fourth day the duck goes into the bar and asks the bartender - "Got any nails"? The bartender responds - "No!" Duck asks "Got any grapes?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Ry Posted March 18, 2004 Share Posted March 18, 2004 A horse goes in to a bar. The bartender says why the long face? John M Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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