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A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender - "Got any grapes"?

The bartender responds - "No!"

The next day the duck returns and asks the bartender - "Got any grapes"?

The bartender responds - "No!"

The third day the duck returns and asks the bartender - "Got any grapes"?

The bartender responds - " No and if you ask again, I will nail your feet to the floor!"

The fourth day the duck goes into the bar and asks the bartender - "Got any nails"?

The bartender responds - "No!"

Duck asks "Got any grapes?"

:)

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