gerbil runner Posted March 29, 2004 Share Posted March 29, 2004 I love my master; Thus I perfume myself with This long-rotten squirrel. I lie belly-up In the sun, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed ten Dog bottoms - and celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paperboy - come to kill us - Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! My human is home! I am so ecstatic I Have made a puddle. Behold my choke chain - Look, world, they will strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! AACCK!! Dig under fence-why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. My owners' mood is Romantic - I lie near their Feet, expelling much gas. How do I love thee? The ways are numberless as My hairs on the rug. I am your best friend, Now, always, and certainly When you are eating. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you quite as much. The cat's not all bad She fills the litter box with Tender Tootsie-rolls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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