lilyjohn Posted April 23, 2004 Share Posted April 23, 2004 > >======================================== > >Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time and >one turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of >aches and pains. I know you are about my age. How do you feel?' > >Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe." > >Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a question, >"Really? A new born babe???" > >"Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair, and I think I just wet my pants. > >--------------------------------------------------------------------- > > >Eve chats with God... > >"Lord, I have a problem." > >"What's the problem, Eve?" > >"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of >these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, But I'm >just >not happy." > >"And why is that Eve?" > >"Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." > >Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." > >"Man? What is that Lord?" > >"A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all >in >all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like >to >hunt and kill things. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy >your >physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like >fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be as smart as you, so he will >also need your advice to think properly." > >'Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the >catch Lord?" > >Well,..... you can have him on one condition." > >"And what's that Lord? " > >"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring..... so you'll have >to >let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little >secret........ you know, woman to woman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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