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Those Texans

Amy P

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One more from the archives..I've needed to laugh today - can you tell?

Three men, one German, one Japanese

and an Texan were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German pressed his forearm and the beep

stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.

"That was my pager, "he said, "I have a microchip

under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.

When he finished he explained, "That was my

mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The Texan felt decidedly low tech, but not

to be outdone he decided he had to do something

just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna

and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper

hanging from his behind. the others raised their eyebrows and stared

at him. The Texan finally said-------

"Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."

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