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An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years.

> > He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe

> > courts,and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped

> > and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

> >

> > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't

> > been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket

> > to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices


> > and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of

> > young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware

> > of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

> >

> > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

> > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies

> > swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up

> he

> > said,"I'm here to feed the alligator."

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