shineladysue Posted October 1, 2004 Share Posted October 1, 2004 An old farmer in Kansas had owned a large farm for several years. > > He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe > > courts,and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped > > and fixed up for swimming when it was built. > > > > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't > > been there for a while and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket > > to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting > > and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of > > young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware > > of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. > > > > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" > > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies > > swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up > he > > said,"I'm here to feed the alligator." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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